I was reading the article below and thought it was perfect. I thought that if it were a flower I'd want to press it between the pages of my journal.
Then I realized this is the 21st century, MOTHERFUCKER. I've put the best parts of it in bold.
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Cracked.com's THE TOP 8 EVERYTHING OF 2011 (FOR BETTER AND WORSE): SONGS
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